T-Shirt Mom I Am A Criminal

Every family has the one who has to be explained. This tee is the explanation, said with a smile: Mom, I am a criminal. The words are hand-lettered in the curling style of vintage tattoo flash, wrapped around a pair of full red lips holding a lit cigarette — the classic sign of someone who has stopped pretending. It is small, and that is the point. Placed over the heart, it reads like a pin or a patch — you notice it up close, not from across the street. The back stays plain, the sleeves stay plain. The whole piece leans on one detail and lets it land. Because the print is discreet, this is the easiest tee in the range to wear anywhere: under an open shirt, with light denim, with a suit jacket if you feel like it. It is the Criminal District tee for days when you do not want to shout. Cut oversized and boxy with dropped shoulders, on a dense 250 GSM cotton jersey. Ribbed crew neck, woven label. Unisex. Fit note: cut oversized on purpose. Take your usual size for the drop we designed; size down if you want it closer to the body. Exact measurements are in the size guide. Guilty of elegance.